2000 parts? Really??

A recent house guest left behind a bar of Level 2000 soap. Which got me thinking... Are there really 2000 parts to clean?

So I stayed up late one night scouring the internet for a list of the 2000 body parts Lever 2000 claims to clean.



I've never been so disappointed in the internet before.



Their site even claims the following:

Yes, there really are 2000 parts and Lever 2000 cleans all of them - from head to toe.

But no list.


There are, however, webpages after webpages of other people wondering the same question. Are there really 2000 parts?

I even found letters written to the Lever 2000 company (Unilever) asking the same question. But they were not given a list with the response letter.



I feel cheated in some way.