01/05/2008

Pepé Le Pew, Date Killer

SO... You're on a date with your best girl, and you sit down at a park bench overlooking the water. You share a romantic moment, with some Reese's Pieces and a 2 litre of Diet Pepsi to put it over the top.

The nosey raccoon that is walking along the shoreline gives you a wide berth, no worries. But, a couple of minutes later, you turn your head to see a skunk, 15 feet away, with its tail straight up!

"Okay, Pepé, you win... It's your bench... Here, have my Reese's!" And the date ends with you both high-tailing it outta there...

7 comments:

T and C said...

lol! 'High-tailing'? Pun intended??? :)

Anonymous said...

Oh nuts, that was me, candice, not Tom laughing at his own potential joke!

Q&L said...

haha,ha! is this in town? so much wildlife?

Q&L said...

...and a 2L of diet pepsi...oh my, that's funny,lol

sheap said...

Hey you cutie batooties,we had no idea what you have been going through! Tim and Lu are out and filled us in. I hope you are feeling much better Candice. I love your blog!Do you realize how close you were to Ally and Ed when you went to Vermont. They were about an hour away. I know they would love to connect with you. ( Boy, I am my mother's daughter!) Debbie is off to Africa on the 21st for her humanitarian work in Uganda. She'll be home about a week when Joel and Jacob fly to Winnipeg for the big canoe trip! David is off to Italy to train for the next little while and then will compete in Poland in order to qualify the 'pair' for the Olympics. Exciting stuff! Hugs and Blessings to you both! Candice, we have you in our prayers, xoxo Aunty Sue

Tiffany said...

Seriously, this is enough. The stagnantness of this blog is beginning to rival Lyla's! Do you know that she blogged again? And there are TWO of you contributing to this one blog, there should be something new on here almost daily!

I expect better from you both in the future.

Tiffany said...

Of course you know that the "tone" in my last comment was completely a friendly, scolding, mostly good-natured one! Seriously, more!